Why wouldn’t I help someone accomplish a crazy completionist goal?
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
This joke’s probably already been made 1,000 times but.
comics exaggerating and over sensitizing the “social justice warriors” on this website are inaccurate and unrealistic and the orca agrees
Shall I continue…?
I am so done with a lot of humanity
I’d also like to point out the double standard here: were anyone to open a “Femservants” business that did the exact same thing but had women you could hire, the feminists would lose their collective shit, i.e. “this is indentured servitude”, “one more example of the patriarchy” and those are the tame examples of what would be said.
San Francisco’s new service ManServants provides ladies with a gentleman who treats them like a queen, acting as a personal assistant, bodyguard, butler, bartender, photographer, cabana boy, and more.
Just think, if regular men treated women the way they deserve instead of how they usually do, these folks would be out of business since nobody would need to hire their men just to get treated decently and respectably.
"ugh I was born in 1982 but men are such assholes not being my unpaid manservants! Women don’t owe you shit but women should be treated like queens for simply existing and should be their free cabana boys, butlers, chefs, photographers and cater to her every whim!"
Sorry sweetie, but you think you’re something special simply because you have a vagina and I owe you everything because you have one? Half the species has a vagina.
Also you wanna be treated like a lady? Try acting like one. And guess what? Even actual ladies have to pay their servants.
Get over yourself you entitled princess. You are not owed anything by anyone. Now put your toys back in the pram and wheel your spoiled ass away: no one is put on the planet for your amusement and pleasure.
The Abyss Table is a stunning coffee table that mimics the depths of the ocean with stacked layers of wood and glass. Made by London-based furniture design company Duffy London, the limited-edition piece comes with the hefty price tag of £5,800 (nearly $10,000).
Bioshock + shadows
Petition to get all cops to wear cameras:
Come on spread it!